Schedule a PUPPY PARTY Today!
It is a requirement, as a pet store staff member, that you come in frequent contact with feces. It's okay, we have multiple hand-washing stations, and, once you get used to it, it's really not all that icky. Except for the smell...
DEAL WITH RESCUERS!
In some circles, it is believed that "helping" animals by "rescuing" them is an assured ticket to heaven. We know better, and would be happy to discuss this issue with you, calmly and intellegently.